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George Wanjala
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Aug 29, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Omari
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
😄 What a joke!
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 31, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Shamim
Guest
May 24, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 22, 2023
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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George Mallya
Guest
May 18, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 18, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 11, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Issack
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Asha
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Warda
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
