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Samuel Were
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Jul 12, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
😂 So funny!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 29, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Maida
Guest
May 23, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Nyota
Guest
May 21, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Maimuna
Guest
May 18, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
😆 That punchline!
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Makame
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Furaha
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Binti
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Issa
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
