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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Masika
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Salma
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 18, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 14, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Fatuma
Guest
May 6, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Neema
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Jabir
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Leila
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
