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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Binti
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Warda
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Baridi
Guest
May 27, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 17, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Juma
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
😄 Too good!
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Husna
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
