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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Warda
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Makame
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 30, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Majid
Guest
May 8, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Farida
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Amir
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Maida
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Makame
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Halima
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Asha
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
