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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Why was six afraid of seven?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! 🍽️😄

Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.

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👥 Safiya Guest Feb 6, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

👥 Michael Mboya Guest Feb 3, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

👥 Alex Nyamweya Guest Jan 31, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

👥 Rukia Guest Jan 30, 2015

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

👥 Joyce Mussa Guest Jan 24, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

👥 Bahati Guest Jan 22, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

👥 Charles Mrope Guest Jan 16, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

👥 Jamal Guest Jan 14, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

👥 Ann Wambui Guest Jan 9, 2015

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

👥 Mariam Kawawa Guest Jan 8, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

👥 Zubeida Guest Jan 2, 2015

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

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