Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 17, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on February 28, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 16, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Mazrui (Guest) on February 15, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Mchawi (Guest) on January 26, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Nasra (Guest) on January 18, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 12, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 8, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 5, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Hawa (Guest) on January 4, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 4, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค