Short Answer: Because they were "boo"sy doing ghostly things! ๐ป
Explanation: The ghost couldn't see his parents because they were so busy being spooky and doing ghostly activities. They were probably busy scaring people or floating through walls, leaving the poor little ghost all alone. But hey, at least they were having a hauntingly good time! ๐๐ป
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 24, 2016
๐ Totally hilarious!
Kheri (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Ahmed (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 22, 2016
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 14, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 9, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Rabia (Guest) on March 31, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Mzee (Guest) on March 22, 2016
๐ Added to my favorites!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 20, 2016
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Halima (Guest) on March 8, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Khadija (Guest) on March 8, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Mchuma (Guest) on March 3, 2016
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 2, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Rabia (Guest) on February 27, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 21, 2016
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 8, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 30, 2016
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Amina (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 16, 2016
๐ Sharing right away!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 16, 2016
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Shamim (Guest) on January 8, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Khamis (Guest) on December 9, 2015
๐ You got me!
Fadhili (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Jaffar (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Binti (Guest) on November 15, 2015
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 13, 2015
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 11, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 28, 2015
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 13, 2015
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 21, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 22, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 21, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 22, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 18, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Faiza (Guest) on July 17, 2015
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Tabu (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 7, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Sumaya (Guest) on July 1, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 28, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Nassar (Guest) on June 28, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Habiba (Guest) on June 24, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Jabir (Guest) on June 21, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 18, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Amina (Guest) on June 16, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Maimuna (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 1, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Chiku (Guest) on May 29, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Josephine (Guest) on May 28, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 25, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Nassor (Guest) on May 22, 2015
๐ I canโt stop laughing!