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Joseph Mallya
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Mar 5, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Issack
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Neema
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Omari
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
😄 You got me good!
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Farida
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mhina
Guest
May 24, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 17, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 12, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
