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Safiya
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Jan 7, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Salima
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Issack
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Husna
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Shani
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Amina
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 30, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mzee
Guest
May 29, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Faiza
Guest
May 26, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 20, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 20, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
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Zawadi
Guest
May 16, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mariam
Guest
May 14, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Hawa
Guest
May 14, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 6, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 4, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 22, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
