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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Issack
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Chum
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
๐ This made my day!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 31, 2015
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 17, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 11, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Rahim
Guest
May 2, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 3, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Issack
Guest
Mar 15, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 14, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 9, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Salima
Guest
Mar 8, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 6, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 2, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
