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Nuru
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Dec 27, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Warda
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Makame
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 16, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Rahma
Guest
May 7, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
