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Diana Mumbua
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Apr 20, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Carol Nyakio
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Apr 18, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Victor Malima
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Apr 18, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Rose Mwinuka
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Apr 17, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
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Neema
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Halima
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 23, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 11, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 7, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Abubakar
Guest
May 1, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 22, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
