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What has two legs but canโ€™t walk?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿฅš
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๐Ÿคฃ That twist at the end, though!
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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹

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