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Mwajuma
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Feb 28, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Amani
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Amani
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Neema
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Salum
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Issa
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 28, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mashaka
Guest
May 23, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 21, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 18, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 5, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 8, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
