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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Wande
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Binti
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Farida
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Wande
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 28, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Daudi
Guest
May 20, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Hashim
Guest
May 19, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 16, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 15, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 10, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Zuhura
Guest
May 9, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 9, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Masika
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 22, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
