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Alice Mrema
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Mar 8, 2016
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Iโm still laughing!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
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Umi
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Binti
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
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Iโm still cracking up!
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Azima
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
๐ This made my day!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
๐ You got me!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
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I needed that!
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Nyota
Guest
May 27, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 22, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Furaha
Guest
May 19, 2015
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 8, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Amina
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
