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Alice Mrema
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Mar 8, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Binti
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Azima
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
😅 I needed that!
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Nyota
Guest
May 27, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 22, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Furaha
Guest
May 19, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 8, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Amina
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
