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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Shani
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Salima
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Husna
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Asha
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
😅 I needed that!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 18, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 17, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Rabia
Guest
May 15, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 11, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 11, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
