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Omar
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Mar 10, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Maulid
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Leila
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mashaka
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Feb 21, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Peter Mbise
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Jan 31, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Shani
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Issack
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Salma
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Josephine
Guest
May 30, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Kazija
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May 17, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Ahmed
Guest
May 4, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 22, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 20, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 12, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 6, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 3, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
