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Hashim
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Halima
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Husna
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Salima
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Leila
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Salum
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Salum
Guest
May 25, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 23, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Fatuma
Guest
May 19, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Selemani
Guest
May 7, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
