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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Neema
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Maida
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Chum
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 24, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 20, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Ahmed
Guest
May 16, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Hashim
Guest
May 10, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Nassar
Guest
May 6, 2015
😄 Too good!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 5, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Issack
Guest
May 4, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 2, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 3, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 3, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Masika
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 15, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 10, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 4, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 28, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 15, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 13, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
