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Raphael Okoth
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May 25, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Omari
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Shani
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Azima
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mustafa
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 30, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 12, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Shamim
Guest
May 1, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mgeni
Guest
May 1, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
