What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? ๐๐ A jumbo dialer! ๐คฃ
Explanation: This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! ๐๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 5, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
John Lissu (Guest) on January 22, 2016
๐ That punchline!
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 21, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Hashim (Guest) on January 3, 2016
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 31, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 15, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Rahma (Guest) on December 1, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Hassan (Guest) on November 24, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 24, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 31, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Abdullah (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 22, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 10, 2015
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 29, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 18, 2015
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 14, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 5, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Jafari (Guest) on August 2, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 1, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 19, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 17, 2015
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 13, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 12, 2015
๐ Perfect joke!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 10, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2015
๐ Added to my favorites!
Saidi (Guest) on July 1, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 30, 2015
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 29, 2015
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 27, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Kassim (Guest) on June 20, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on June 18, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 16, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 5, 2015
๐ Too good!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 3, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 1, 2015
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
David Chacha (Guest) on May 31, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
David Chacha (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 14, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Amir (Guest) on May 14, 2015
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 12, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
John Lissu (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Hamida (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 7, 2015
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Omar (Guest) on April 30, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Shani (Guest) on April 29, 2015
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Hamida (Guest) on April 24, 2015
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 17, 2015
๐ This is gold!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 16, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 14, 2015
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 4, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 27, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 24, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 22, 2015
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 14, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 7, 2015
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Bakari (Guest) on March 6, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ