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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Shani
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
๐ Best laugh of the day!
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
๐ You got me good!
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 13, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 1, 2015
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Neema
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Binti
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 20, 2015
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 4, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
