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Maulid
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Apr 16, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Makame
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Makame
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Jafari
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Ndoto
Guest
May 17, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 14, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Binti
Guest
May 11, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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John Malisa
Guest
May 11, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 14, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
