Short Answer: They all know how to "split" and make impressive "peels"! ๐๐คธโโ๏ธ
Explanation: Gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have one hilarious thing in common: their ability to split! While gymnasts and acrobats are known for their amazing split moves, bananas have their own version of a "split" when their peel opens up. It's a funny way to connect these seemingly unrelated things with a dash of humor and a playful emoji to add a cherry on top! ๐
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๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
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My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Makame (Guest) on February 18, 2016
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Furaha (Guest) on January 30, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Abdillah (Guest) on January 19, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Kiza (Guest) on January 14, 2016
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Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 12, 2016
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Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 19, 2015
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 9, 2015
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Sultan (Guest) on December 1, 2015
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I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Kazija (Guest) on November 16, 2015
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Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Kazija (Guest) on October 29, 2015
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Tambwe (Guest) on October 13, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 10, 2015
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Irene Makena (Guest) on September 29, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Nassar (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 17, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 16, 2015
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John Lissu (Guest) on August 8, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 9, 2015
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Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Ndoto (Guest) on May 17, 2015
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Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 14, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Binti (Guest) on May 11, 2015
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John Malisa (Guest) on May 11, 2015
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๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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