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Jacob Kiplangat
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May 31, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 22, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 19, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Mjaka
Guest
May 15, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Hashim
Guest
May 10, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 5, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 4, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Amina
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Juma
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Amani
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 19, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 15, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
