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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Halima
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Wande
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Issack
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Masika
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Ahmed
Guest
May 30, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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James Kimani
Guest
May 29, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Omari
Guest
May 9, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 6, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Maulid
Guest
May 4, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
