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Juma
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Feb 21, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Ramadhan
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Feb 6, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mwajabu
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Feb 2, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Maneno
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Feb 1, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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James Kawawa
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Jan 26, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Zainab
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Jan 15, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Nassor
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Jan 7, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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George Ndungu
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Jan 7, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Christopher Oloo
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Dec 24, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Juma
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Dec 19, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Janet Sumaye
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Dec 19, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Joyce Nkya
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Dec 15, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Zakaria
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Dec 5, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Fadhili
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Nov 27, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Lucy Mahiga
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Nov 22, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Lydia Wanyama
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Nov 13, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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George Tenga
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Nov 7, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Lydia Mahiga
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Oct 31, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Kevin Maina
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Oct 26, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Saidi
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Oct 25, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Maulid
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Oct 23, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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David Sokoine
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Oct 7, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Daniel Obura
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Oct 4, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Shukuru
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Sep 29, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Francis Mtangi
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Sep 4, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Anna Kibwana
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Aug 22, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Binti
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mohamed
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Jul 31, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Makame
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Jul 11, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Janet Mwikali
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Jul 9, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Jackson Makori
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Jun 28, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Omar
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Jun 23, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Maulid
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Jun 12, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Warda
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May 25, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mwanais
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May 18, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Lydia Wanyama
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May 16, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Joyce Aoko
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May 3, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Binti
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Nashon
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Mar 16, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Nancy Kabura
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Mar 15, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mohamed
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Mar 12, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Samuel Omondi
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Mar 2, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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John Lissu
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Feb 14, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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David Kawawa
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Feb 12, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 11, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
