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Jan 13, 2016
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
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Betty Kimaro
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Jan 9, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
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Anna Kibwana
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Jan 8, 2016
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Jan 5, 2016
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
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Raphael Okoth
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Jan 4, 2016
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
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Halimah
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Jan 2, 2016
π Saving this one!
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Nashon
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Dec 23, 2015
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
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Maulid
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Dec 20, 2015
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
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Amir
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Dec 18, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
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Lucy Kimotho
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Dec 18, 2015
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
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Issa
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Dec 12, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
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James Malima
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Dec 9, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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Anna Mchome
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Dec 9, 2015
π This is a keeper!
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John Mushi
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Dec 7, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
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Rose Lowassa
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Dec 2, 2015
π Gotta save this!
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Jaffar
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Nov 28, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
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Sultan
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Nov 28, 2015
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
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Andrew Mchome
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Nov 28, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
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Charles Mrope
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Nov 28, 2015
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
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Omari
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Nov 24, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
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John Mwangi
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Nov 23, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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Victor Kimario
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Nov 22, 2015
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Alice Mrema
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Nov 18, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
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Nancy Kabura
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Nov 9, 2015
This joke deserves an award! π
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Christopher Oloo
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Oct 21, 2015
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Oct 13, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
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Rose Mwinuka
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Oct 12, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
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Mzee
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Oct 12, 2015
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
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Monica Nyalandu
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Oct 7, 2015
π This joke just made my day!
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Abubakar
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Oct 6, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
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Fikiri
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Oct 5, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
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Jane Muthui
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Oct 2, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
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Jamila
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Sep 30, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
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Moses Mwita
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Sep 29, 2015
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
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Mgeni
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Sep 24, 2015
π Can't stop laughing!
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Monica Adhiambo
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Sep 22, 2015
π This just made my day!
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Sarah Achieng
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Sep 21, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
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Amani
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Aug 31, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Aug 27, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
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Nyota
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Aug 27, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
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Anna Mahiga
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Aug 24, 2015
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π
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Warda
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Aug 22, 2015
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Aug 5, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
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Charles Mboje
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Jul 19, 2015
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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Arifa
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Jul 4, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
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Amani
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
π This is too funny!
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Zubeida
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Jun 24, 2015
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jun 9, 2015
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
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Robert Ndunguru
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May 16, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Rabia
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May 12, 2015
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Mary Sokoine
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May 7, 2015
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
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David Chacha
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May 5, 2015
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
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Ndoto
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May 4, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
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Linda Karimi
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May 2, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
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Andrew Mahiga
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May 1, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Bahati
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Apr 21, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
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Joyce Mussa
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Apr 3, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Mar 13, 2015
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
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James Kawawa
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Mar 13, 2015
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ