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Moses Mwita
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Mar 23, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
😄 You got me good!
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Halima
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Sumaya
Guest
May 27, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Selemani
Guest
May 25, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 11, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 10, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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David Ochieng
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 23, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 19, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 8, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 25, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 19, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
