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Arifa
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Feb 11, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Zubeida
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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Omar
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Amani
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Maida
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Amina
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Sharifa
Guest
May 28, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 23, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Tabu
Guest
May 20, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 15, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Khamis
Guest
May 7, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Rubea
Guest
May 3, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 22, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 13, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 2, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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James Kawawa
Guest
Feb 28, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 25, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 21, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Juma
Guest
Feb 17, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Issack
Guest
Feb 16, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
