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Rubea
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May 5, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 4, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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James Mduma
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Apr 30, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Makame
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Halima
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Neema
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Shani
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Husna
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Carol Nyakio
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Aug 27, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mariam Hassan
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Aug 10, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Stephen Malecela
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Jul 20, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Issa
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Mohamed
Guest
May 26, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Jafari
Guest
May 25, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 25, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Kheri
Guest
May 21, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Zubeida
Guest
May 16, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 11, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 7, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
