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Jane Muthoni
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Sep 23, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Victor Mwalimu
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Sep 19, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mwakisu
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Aug 26, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Jamal
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Aug 23, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Elijah Mutua
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Aug 13, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Lucy Wangui
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Aug 6, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Raphael Okoth
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Aug 3, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Jul 22, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Stephen Kangethe
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Jul 21, 2024
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Nora Kidata
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Jul 14, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 30, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Kazija
Guest
May 25, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 24, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Rabia
Guest
May 16, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 16, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Khamis
Guest
May 12, 2024
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Safiya
Guest
May 4, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
😁 This is gold!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
🤣 Pure genius!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Binti
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Issack
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Makame
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Salma
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 6, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Janet Mbithe
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Sep 28, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
