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Salma
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Sep 24, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Jackson Makori
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Sep 17, 2024
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Shamsa
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Sep 15, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Abubakar
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Aug 19, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Issa
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Aug 18, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mtumwa
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Aug 17, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mchuma
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Aug 16, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Patrick Kidata
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Aug 15, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Robert Ndunguru
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Aug 13, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Ahmed
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Aug 8, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Maida
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Aug 4, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Anna Mahiga
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Aug 1, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Masika
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Jul 21, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Majid
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Jul 15, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Charles Mrope
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Jul 9, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Jul 9, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Khalifa
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Jul 6, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Nancy Akumu
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Jun 27, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Juma
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Catherine Naliaka
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Jun 16, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Majid
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Sultan
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Jun 1, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Jamal
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May 8, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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James Kawawa
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May 7, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Anna Sumari
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Apr 30, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Omari
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Nashon
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Mar 20, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Amina
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Mar 9, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Husna
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
😁 This made my day!
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Juma
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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John Malisa
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Nov 18, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Omari
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
