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Kiza
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Azima
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Issack
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 26, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 23, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 21, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Zubeida
Guest
May 18, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 17, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Saidi
Guest
May 13, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 10, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 9, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 7, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 7, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Sekela
Guest
May 7, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 5, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 1, 2024
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Omar
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Amir
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Omari
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Chum
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
