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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Makame
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
😆 Still cracking up!
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Leila
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 16, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
🤣 This one’s fire!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Salima
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
😂 This is too funny!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
😂 This is a keeper!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
