A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 12, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 12, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 10, 2024
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on September 6, 2024
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 27, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 26, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Ahmed (Guest) on August 20, 2024
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Jamila (Guest) on August 9, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 9, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 4, 2024
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 28, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 28, 2024
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 21, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 7, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 26, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 18, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Yusra (Guest) on June 17, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Kazija (Guest) on June 8, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 19, 2024
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Masika (Guest) on May 18, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on May 14, 2024
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 3, 2024
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 18, 2024
๐ Still cracking up!
Bakari (Guest) on April 15, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 14, 2024
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 13, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 10, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
John Mushi (Guest) on April 2, 2024
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 27, 2024
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 17, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Warda (Guest) on March 13, 2024
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Maulid (Guest) on March 9, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 5, 2024
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 26, 2024
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 21, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 11, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Kiza (Guest) on February 7, 2024
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 24, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 17, 2024
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on January 6, 2024
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Athumani (Guest) on January 2, 2024
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Daudi (Guest) on December 23, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 22, 2023
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
John Malisa (Guest) on December 2, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 25, 2023
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 11, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Nassor (Guest) on November 10, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on November 6, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Rukia (Guest) on October 26, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Khalifa (Guest) on October 12, 2023
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 12, 2023
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Nassar (Guest) on September 22, 2023
๐ Totally hilarious!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 12, 2023
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 6, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 28, 2023
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 20, 2023
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 19, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ