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Linda Karimi
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Sep 25, 2024
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Warda
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Margaret Mahiga
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Jul 28, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Michael Onyango
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Jun 30, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Husna
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Leila
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
😆 Still cracking up!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 30, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 4, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 3, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Salma
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Juma
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Omar
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Irene Akoth
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Sep 8, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Stephen Amollo
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Aug 31, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
