What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Sharifa (Guest) on September 17, 2024

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Halima (Guest) on September 5, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 26, 2024

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Rashid (Guest) on August 15, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Yusra (Guest) on August 15, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Shamim (Guest) on August 11, 2024

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 5, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 29, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Abubakar (Guest) on July 26, 2024

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 24, 2024

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 20, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 14, 2024

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 14, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 30, 2024

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 25, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 20, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 18, 2024

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 2, 2024

🤣 This joke is too good!

Chiku (Guest) on May 29, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 19, 2024

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Maida (Guest) on May 19, 2024

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Neema (Guest) on May 16, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 15, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Kassim (Guest) on May 13, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Warda (Guest) on May 10, 2024

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 30, 2024

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Nassor (Guest) on April 14, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Rehema (Guest) on April 9, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 2, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 1, 2024

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 28, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 11, 2024

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Jaffar (Guest) on March 11, 2024

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 18, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 16, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 16, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 13, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 10, 2024

😂 So funny!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on February 4, 2024

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 3, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 2, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Farida (Guest) on February 1, 2024

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 16, 2024

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 9, 2024

😄 Perfect joke!

Amani (Guest) on January 2, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Makame (Guest) on December 25, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 19, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Sumaya (Guest) on December 17, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Jaffar (Guest) on December 11, 2023

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Husna (Guest) on December 4, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 19, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Rahim (Guest) on November 8, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 25, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Biashara (Guest) on October 17, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on October 8, 2023

😂 This is too funny!