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Kijakazi
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Sep 20, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Warda
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Shani
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Chiku
Guest
May 12, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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John Kamande
Guest
May 11, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Rehema
Guest
May 6, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Amina
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Salum
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
