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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Safiya2024-06-05 01:01:08
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Betty Cheruiyot2024-06-03 14:41:17
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆
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Benjamin Kibicho2024-06-03 14:34:27
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Ali2024-05-28 09:43:36
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Binti2024-05-27 19:49:45
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Zuhura2024-05-17 08:35:03
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Bakari2024-05-13 19:51:59
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Azima2024-05-02 06:59:20
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔
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Betty Cheruiyot2024-04-16 00:19:42
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Vincent Mwangangi2024-04-15 15:14:10
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mwanaisha2024-04-12 16:24:24
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mhina2024-04-02 13:57:32
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Michael Mboya2024-03-27 19:00:56
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵
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Anna Sumari2024-03-24 15:04:42
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶
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John Mwangi2024-03-19 01:33:11
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Alice Wanjiru2024-03-18 20:38:24
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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George Mallya2024-02-28 13:23:08
😂 So funny!
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Vincent Mwangangi2024-02-28 05:06:07
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Alice Jebet2024-02-26 06:21:46
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️
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Nchi2024-02-22 17:43:40
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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