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Sekela
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Wande
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Nuru
Guest
May 27, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Fatuma
Guest
May 23, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Sharifa
Guest
May 19, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Jamila
Guest
May 18, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Latifa
Guest
May 3, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 2, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Binti
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
