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Hellen Nduta
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Feb 11, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Salima
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Salum
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Halima
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
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Farida
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 27, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 26, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Amina
Guest
May 23, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Habiba
Guest
May 10, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Selemani
Guest
May 7, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Majid
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
