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Kevin Maina
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Mar 4, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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John Malisa
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Salima
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Halima
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Omari
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Juma
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Maida
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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James Kimani
Guest
May 9, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 8, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
