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Esther Cheruiyot
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Mar 26, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Binti
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Neema
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Omar
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Masika
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Salima
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 15, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 12, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Habiba
Guest
May 12, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Amina
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
