Short Answer: Because she had perfect pitch and could always hit a high note!
Explanation: π΅ The reason everyone wanted the music teacher on their baseball team is because she had "perfect pitch," which means she could accurately identify and reproduce musical notes. By using a play on words, we imagine that she could also hit a "high note" when swinging the bat, leading to some impressive home runs! πΆπ₯ This humorous twist combines music and sports, bringing a cheerful and creative vibe to the question.
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π Iβm still laughing!
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π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 4, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
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I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Masika (Guest) on December 12, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Shamsa (Guest) on December 8, 2016
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π I needed that!
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Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 19, 2016
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Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 8, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Kheri (Guest) on November 2, 2016
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 28, 2016
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Warda (Guest) on October 28, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 25, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 22, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2016
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Athumani (Guest) on October 15, 2016
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David Kawawa (Guest) on October 13, 2016
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Neema (Guest) on October 7, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Aziza (Guest) on October 5, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
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Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Halimah (Guest) on September 16, 2016
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
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What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 27, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Jamila (Guest) on August 8, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
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Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Nashon (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 24, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
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I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Farida (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 6, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 23, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 6, 2016
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Baraka (Guest) on April 26, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Ahmed (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
John Malisa (Guest) on April 24, 2016
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 22, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 22, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
John Kamande (Guest) on April 15, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Issa (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Yusra (Guest) on April 5, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Zuhura (Guest) on March 31, 2016
π This is a keeper!
James Kimani (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 29, 2016
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ