Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"
Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. 🏴☠️🍿
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Hamida (Guest) on March 29, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Sultan (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 2, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 21, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 4, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Amani (Guest) on January 15, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 14, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 10, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Nchi (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 29, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Jamila (Guest) on December 29, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Omari (Guest) on December 22, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Nasra (Guest) on December 20, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 16, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
John Malisa (Guest) on December 8, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Fadhila (Guest) on December 2, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Jabir (Guest) on November 26, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 20, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 18, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Omari (Guest) on November 16, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
Josephine (Guest) on November 5, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Leila (Guest) on October 21, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 13, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 21, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Halima (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 15, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 11, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Mchuma (Guest) on September 9, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Mazrui (Guest) on September 6, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
David Chacha (Guest) on September 6, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Tambwe (Guest) on September 2, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Juma (Guest) on August 22, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 19, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 11, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Sultan (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 26, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Bahati (Guest) on July 5, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 24, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 22, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 18, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 9, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Majid (Guest) on May 30, 2016
😄 What a joke!
Abdillah (Guest) on May 26, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Muslima (Guest) on May 23, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Faiza (Guest) on May 11, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 10, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 6, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 4, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 27, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂