😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Joseph Kitine
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Jan 30, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Elijah Mutua
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Jan 18, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Kazija
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Jan 15, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Salum
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Issack
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Samuel Omondi
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Jul 3, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 31, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 26, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 13, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 6, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Nchi
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
