Polar "Bear"ctica! โ๏ธ๐ป
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
Kiza (Guest) on February 1, 2017
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 18, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Kazija (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 9, 2017
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 31, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 27, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 27, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 19, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Kiza (Guest) on December 8, 2016
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Salum (Guest) on November 30, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
James Kimani (Guest) on November 27, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 18, 2016
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 10, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 10, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Hawa (Guest) on November 6, 2016
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Yahya (Guest) on October 27, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Mohamed (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 11, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 30, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 27, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 21, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Muslima (Guest) on September 7, 2016
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2016
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Khalifa (Guest) on August 21, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Issack (Guest) on July 29, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 18, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 17, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Nuru (Guest) on July 15, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 5, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Sultan (Guest) on July 5, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 3, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Nyota (Guest) on June 26, 2016
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Kahina (Guest) on June 25, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 13, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on June 5, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 26, 2016
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 13, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 6, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Mariam (Guest) on April 17, 2016
๐ Iโm dying!
Chiku (Guest) on April 17, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 16, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 15, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Mashaka (Guest) on March 4, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 28, 2016
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Nchi (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 2, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 2, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ