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Grace Mushi
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Mar 7, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Salma
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
😂 So funny!
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Neema
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 23, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 13, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 5, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Amani
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
