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Francis Njeru
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Jan 22, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Asha
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Farida
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 20, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Kiza
Guest
May 18, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Salma
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
